<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></title><description><![CDATA[An over-the-shoulder look at what it really takes to start and scale an eCommerce business]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Gj7n!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png</url><title>B4 You Launch</title><link>https://b4youlaunch.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 13:08:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://b4youlaunch.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[b4youlaunch@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[b4youlaunch@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[b4youlaunch@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[b4youlaunch@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[How to avoid getting f*cked]]></title><description><![CDATA[A tale of a young newsletter]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com/p/how-to-avoid-getting-fcked</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://b4youlaunch.com/p/how-to-avoid-getting-fcked</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2023 15:45:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a fun one today!</p><p>And by fun I mean the least enjoyable, most annoying, and highest likely hood to cause a bottleneck in your business.</p><p>Payment processing.</p><p>Whether you're selling services, software, supplements, or tarot card readings a necessary reality is that you're going to need a way for people to pay you</p><p>Some examples: Stripe, Amazon Pay, Shop Pay, Authorize.net, etc...</p><p>You've probably heard of one if not all of the above.&nbsp;</p><p>If you're new to this Wifi $ game you may be saying to yourself " Yes, I've heard of these and this is obvious. What's the big deal?".</p><p>The big deal is that these companies are frickin' terrorists. (kidding.. or am I?)</p><p>They can quite literally shut you down at any moment for being "too risky" without any real chance to appeal and lock in your funds for 90-180+ days. (I, Tommy, currently have $5,000 locked up with one.. more on that later)</p><p>Before we get to the real alpha of how to avoid shut downs and how to navigate setting up a merchant account, I'd like to go through some real examples of issues that both Wifi and myself have experienced:</p><p>- A monthly $10,000 revenue cap that was never mentioned in the sign up phase</p><p>- Holding of up to 25% of all money charged as a safety net</p><p>- Payment gate completely shut off for a full week due to copy on the website</p><p>- As mentioned above, reserve cash being held for 90-180 days when cancelling services</p><p>- Kicked off platform for "fraud" one week into a new venture because someone charged back</p><p>You get the point.</p><p>Merchant accounts are one of, if not the, biggest potential bottle necks for any business and are an aspect that you need to take seriously.</p><p>Now, Let's get to the good stuff.</p><p></p><h3>How to avoid getting f*cked</h3><p>I've been hearing a lot complaints about PayPal and Stripe.</p><p>As someone who has sold supplements before I know the struggle of getting banned/paused.</p><p>That's why you need a real merchant account.</p><p>You might be thinking, &#8220;isn&#8217;t Stripe a real merchant account?&#8221;</p><p>Well, not exactly. In fact, Stripe is just a software company not a bank. </p><p>And that&#8217;s one of the differences you need to understand earlier on. There are payment gateways and then there are payment processors (aka the bank). </p><p>A payment gateway is simply an interface or the software that allows you to swipe the credit card.</p><p>They encrypt and accept payments, that's all they do.</p><p>However, a merchant bank is the one who actually collects and processes the transaction in the backend.</p><p>The bank charges the gateway a fee and the gateway then marks up the fees to make some money themselves. </p><p>Cool, we all like to make money. </p><p>But here&#8217;s the problem&#8230; </p><p>Payment gateways have to pay fees for each transaction they send to the bank, so they want to make sure they are as safe as humanly possible. </p><p>The last thing they want is an account that is going to cost them money but then turns that they have a bunch of chargebacks. </p><p>So companies like Stripe and PayPal take it to the extreme, often grouping individuals in certain industries as being risky. </p><p>What are these industries? </p><p>You mainly have to worry if you&#8217;re selling supplements and selling make money opportunities.</p><p>Now let&#8217;s be real, I totally understand them. </p><p>There are PLENTY of bad actors in both of those industries.   </p><p>But what if you&#8217;re a legit guy or gal trying to sell a supplement? </p><p>Or maybe you&#8217;re selling a FB ads course, not some low end biz opp offer? </p><p>Well, you&#8217;re shit out of luck because you are going to get grouped into the same bucket. </p><p>Which means, you get banned. </p><p>Companies like Stripe and PayPal became sort of this integrated (convenient) way of having both a gateway and a merchant at once.</p><p>They would act as the gateway and you will never know who the bank behind them is.</p><p>Problem: what if the bank flags you, who do you call?</p><p>Exactly... No one.</p><p>That's a problem.</p><p>Anyone online long enough has used <strong>**http://Authorized.net**.</strong></p><p>Another gateway, who's a little more opened about their merchants as they tell you who's assigned to you.</p><p>And if you're a beginner and a bit lazy, they are a super safe option to use.</p><p>But if you really want to take things to the next level.</p><p>I recommend you find a merchant bank directly (like BankCardUSA) and plug into NMI (or even Authorize.net).</p><p>NMI is a very modern and clean payment gateway.</p><p>It's really cool...</p><p>You can plug in many other merchants and load balance your payment processing.</p><p>So if a bank takes you down (for any reason), you can still continue playing.</p><p>The best part is that even if a bank flags you, you can always call them up!</p><p>PayPal and Stripe will just boot you.</p><p></p><h3>Advantages of using NMI as a gateway</h3><p>By far, the coolest and most important feature that NMI provides is "load balancing."</p><p>I'll let them explain it themselves...</p><p>"Transaction Routing (previously known as Load Balancing) is a feature only available to Merchants with more than one processing service of the same &#8220;type&#8221; (cc or ach) boarded on their gateway account. Transaction Routing will &#8220;balance&#8221; transactions between two or more processors using percentages and amounts."</p><p>Once you are done with BankCardUSA, they'll set you up with an NMI account.</p><p>You don't need to open this account yourself.</p><p></p><h2>Closing Note</h2><p>Some of you reading this may be wondering &#8220;Wifi, Tommy&#8230;. why did I get refunded? I want to support this insanely valuable alpha and learn!&#8221;</p><p>Welp&#8230; the irony of this entire post is that WE GOT RUGGED.</p><p>You read that right. </p><p>The very thing we&#8217;re waning against happened to us with this newsletter. Our friends at a certain merchant that is utilized by this very platform hit us with the reverse Uno card.</p><p>But don&#8217;t you worry, friend. We have a plan!</p><p>You&#8217;ll be able to rejoin soon (we&#8217;ll be using the strategies listed above to prevent this from happening again)</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[First batch of ads, an A.I. VSL and Christina Aguilera]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am a genie in a bottle]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com/p/first-batch-of-ads-an-ai-vsl-and</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://b4youlaunch.com/p/first-batch-of-ads-an-ai-vsl-and</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2023 22:33:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is officially week #1 of starting to work on the marketing for B4 (Yes, I have Christina on repeat today &#8212; just felt like it). </p><p>I do have to say that I didn&#8217;t get as much as I wanted to do because I also had to take care of a few SwipeBuilder stuff (like launching, happening tonight ahhhhh). </p><p>However, the irony of all of this is that SwipeBuilder also gave me exactly what I needed as it wrote my ads and even wrote a VSL (or at least part of it). </p><p>In a way, this was the true test I needed as I am the ideal buyer of SwipeBuilder. After all, I built this tool for me. It just happens that people like you can also use it to grow your business. </p><p>Before I show you the ads that I wrote this week, I want to share with you the two ads I swiped and used as inspiration. </p><p>First, we have the popular &#8220;7 seconds poop release ritual&#8221; by Emma. </p><p>If you don&#8217;t know anything about Emma, well, let me tell you this&#8230; They are making BANK. </p><p>Their USP (unique selling proposition)? A ritual to help women take a dump. </p><p>Emma is likely bringing over a $1M per day in revenue. So that makes them swipe-worthy as far as I am concerned. </p><p>Take a look at the ad yourself:</p><div class="native-video-embed" data-component-name="VideoPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;e88017fa-5de5-4c08-b2db-2696b0d95544&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:null}"></div><p>Silly, ain&#8217;t it? </p><p>However, it is responsible for making Emma millions of dollars in revenue. </p><p>Now, how do I know that this brand is worth copying for B4? </p><p>Well, because it&#8217;s been copied by others and they are doing very well as well. </p><p>I&#8217;ll show the second ad that I considered swipe-worthy:</p><div class="native-video-embed" data-component-name="VideoPlaceholder" data-attrs="{&quot;mediaUploadId&quot;:&quot;0d94eddb-a94d-4b5c-8b89-4748dd80a69a&quot;,&quot;duration&quot;:null}"></div><p>Now, I can&#8217;t tell you the brand for this one. At least not yet. I promise I&#8217;ll do it later.</p><p>But notice a pattern? </p><p>Seems like everyone is into rituals these days!</p><p>Okay, ready for the ones that SwipeBuilder made? </p><p>I&#8217;ll show you the 12-minute VSL that I wrote using it as well. </p><p>&#8230; it took me 2 minutes to write this crazy script for a VSL. </p><p>Here we go:</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[You're slowly killing your happiness by not doing this]]></title><description><![CDATA[The customer is always wrong]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com/p/youre-slowly-killing-your-happiness</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://b4youlaunch.com/p/youre-slowly-killing-your-happiness</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2023 03:29:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My good friend @wifimoneyguy and I take pride in a few things when it comes to our content:</p><ul><li><p>Being as authentic and genuine as we can be without doing damage to ourselves and our businesses</p></li><li><p>Providing WAY more value than the $10/mo price tag on this stack</p></li><li><p>And, most importantly, going deep on topics you most likely will not see discussed anywhere else</p></li></ul><p>This post is no exception.</p><p>As the title states, today's topic is managing the emotions of being a new entrepreneur.&nbsp;</p><p>This may not sound as "sexy" as writing a VSL or increasing conversion rates but it is related to literally every aspect of the process and can be extremely debilitating if not handled properly.</p><p>You're probably saying to yourself "Aright, bro. We get it. Emotions Shmemotions. But what are we actually talking about here?"</p><p>What I'm talking about are:</p><ul><li><p>The fear of pushing things live</p></li><li><p>The gut punch when you get your first negative review</p></li><li><p>The anxiety when an issue occurs with inventory, product, packaging, or website</p></li><li><p>The shame when you forgot to do something important or have a blatant error in something you put out to the world that could've been avoided</p></li><li><p>The ruined afternoon because some entitled asshole spoke to you like a medieval peasant about customer service</p></li><li><p>The paralyzing anxiety of having 10 high-priority things to do so you do none of them and play video games (just me? hehe)</p></li></ul><p>It's impossible to list every scenario but this is a decent list of some of the most egregious offenders.</p><p>The point is:&nbsp;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Forming an LLC Plus Anon Plays]]></title><description><![CDATA[Back to the basics]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com/p/forming-an-llc-plus-anon-plays</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://b4youlaunch.com/p/forming-an-llc-plus-anon-plays</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 16:31:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is not sexy.</p><p>This is not fun.</p><p>It's just one of those things you gotta do (I guess not technically?).</p><p>But forming your LLC is the first official "I started a business" move.</p><p>First and foremost it protects your @$$.</p><p>LLC stands for limited liability company and is is a business structure that offers limited liability protection and pass-through taxation.</p><p>In other words, it limits your personal liability.</p><p>It's also required in order to get an EIN (Tax ID) for your business which is then required for banking, payment processing, credit cards, etc...</p><p>Also if you don&#8217;t have a paid subscription yet we just enabled 7 day trials so don&#8217;t miss out. Check what we have to offer. </p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ecom Brands hate doing this, but it gets them paid big $]]></title><description><![CDATA[How to turn random anonymous yappers user into cashola]]></description><link>https://b4youlaunch.com/p/ecom-brands-hate-doing-this-but-it</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://b4youlaunch.com/p/ecom-brands-hate-doing-this-but-it</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[B4 You Launch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2023 22:07:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F176e7df4-b654-4a71-b563-0ebb11d41d0f_500x500.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the truth when you sell a product online (anything) you are going to run into a wall, that is if you don&#8217;t do this&#8230; </p><p>Let&#8217;s be real, you&#8217;re going to face a lot of competition in your market.  </p><p>There&#8217;s actually a very slim chance that you were the first to invent what you have or are trying to sell. </p><p>Maybe the product is NOT the same as yours. </p><p>But you have competitors regardless. </p><p>Some are direct competitors and basically sell to the same audience as you with a similar product. </p><p>Others are indirect and sell a different solution to the same audience as you. </p><p>Now, let&#8217;s say you are in the market selling a product for energy and focus. </p><p>In that case Zyn (nicotine pouches) is competing with Nootropics Depot&#8217;s Sabroxy. </p><p>And both of them compete with B4. </p><p>Not the same products but the same market and the same core problem. </p><p>That means that all three products could be using the same angles as they solve the same problem but each with a different mechanisms for the solution. </p><p>So if you only look at your direct competitors and ignore indirect competitors you&#8217;re missing out on some serious gold. </p><p>For B4 this week I&#8217;ll be focusing on one angle and will make two video creatives. </p><p>But here&#8217;s the catch, while the videos are being made, I&#8217;ll come up with two image creatives that can be ran immediately. </p><p>You want to always test your angles with the easiest to produce creative because the name of the game is called SPEED.</p><p>And look, I am not saying that if it fails as an image ad, you don&#8217;t launch the video test. </p><p>But you want to get working fast. We have no time to waste. </p><p>I made a video for this week, and I&#8217;ll be covering: </p><ol><li><p>Where I found the angles (yes, I found them online I didn&#8217;t sit down in the toilet to ponder indefinitely). </p></li><li><p>Where I found inspiration to swipe and make new ads. </p></li></ol><p>I&#8217;ll also cover how I validate that I am picking the RIGHT creatives to swipe. </p><p>Without further ado, here&#8217;s a video showing you this week&#8217;s update:</p>
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